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#511
Aug 02 2011, 08:14 PM
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Hover, hover.....
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#512
Aug 02 2011, 08:14 PM
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A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "But I don't think Pa would like me to." "Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted. "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "But Pa won't like it." After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset." "Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?" "Under the wagon." |
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#513
Aug 02 2011, 08:16 PM
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Tomorrow Bet your farmcash That tomorrow we're on the run Just thinkin' about Tomorrow Makes me think i need, to plant all till its done When i've got fields empty and fertile, And ready, we just need to know what we need , to plant, Oh! The products will come Tomorrow So ya gotta hang on 'Til tomorrow Come what may Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya Tomorrow! You're always A day A way! some light releif for those of us that are at wits end lolol
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#514
Aug 02 2011, 08:20 PM
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An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago." |
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#515
Aug 02 2011, 08:21 PM
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my pistachio's are finally getting a home..like why do i have over 3,000?..  my eyeballs are really bugging out now,i hey an hour ago i was saying everyone be patient, oops..lol oh my post says 9:04(Rauls) |
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#518
Aug 02 2011, 08:33 PM
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ok now i really need a drink... before i logged onto the forum the first page said last updated by raul at 8:04pm then i logged on and it said last updated by raul 9:04pm does anybody else see this... or do i need to leave the bottle alone....if he is in california then he is 3 hr behind me and it might not happen till 12 est ....or whenever we see the post is it his time or is it ours...im so confused
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#519
Aug 02 2011, 08:40 PM
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I could sit here all night and wait and if I didn't have to get up so early with the kid I probably would. But for right now if you just quiet down and listen..
Shhhhh listen, hear that? no your being to noisy... you gotta listen NOW do you hear that, that yelling and that demanding voice? Its saying "barb, barb come to bed, I'm lonley, so terribly lonely. I need you to come to bed now.... Now get your minds out of the gutter, that was my pillow yelling..I best go and oblige it and when I wake up tomorrow maybe, just maybe I will have a surprise waiting for me.
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#520
Aug 02 2011, 08:44 PM
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omg im ********... I need to go and sit in the corner mumbling away to myself in the FTAA section! bahahaha lol and no i dont refresh.. i have my email open for work and im bored so i just answer them lol omg.. i didnt swear or say a bad word.. why stars... urgh how ridiculous |
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