New Release -- July 28th, 2011

[holla]

Originally Posted by kahra01

Whilst we anxiously await Raul to bestow us with his ingenious updates, thought this might be amusing lol


A dying granny was talking to her granddaughter. "I may die any minute so I want you to inherit my farm including the villa, tractor, the farmhouse and all the livestock and $622,389,630.00 cash".
"WoW!!" said the granddaughter 'Thanks granny, I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it??" Granny says with her last dying breath....."It's on my Facebook." LOL

NICE!.lol.
<goes to change will now>..ty for good idea.

Yeah my farms are kinda slow too, i feel Raul's presence as we speak..he's lurking laughing at all all post's...bwahaha..he turns his little green light off and on at will so nobody knows hes online...LOL!!.
we love him tho dont we??

[kahra01]

Originally Posted by holla

NICE!.lol.
<goes to change will now>..ty for good idea.

Yeah my farms are kinda slow too, i feel Raul's presence as we speak..he's lurking laughing at all all post's...bwahaha..he turns his little green light off and on at will so nobody knows hes online...LOL!!.
we love him tho dont we??

lol he can turn the light on and off... oh the trickster lmao

[holla]

Originally Posted by kahra01

lol he can turn the light on and off... oh the trickster lmao

how many times are you hitting the refresh button every minute?..LOL!,

my pistachio's are finally getting a home..like why do i have over 3,000?..

my eyeballs are really bugging out now,i
hey an hour ago i was saying everyone be patient, oops..lol

oh my post says 9:04(Rauls)

[StoneFace]

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He bought a nice, used chicken farm and moved in. As it turned out, his next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn’t easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I’ll give you 100 chickens."

The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the neighbor dropped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too well. All 100 chickens died." The neighbor said, "Oh, I can’t believe that. I’ve never had any trouble with my chickens. I’ll give you 100 more." Another two weeks went by and the neighbor stopped by again. The new farmer said, "You’re not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too." Astounded, the neighbor asked, "What went wrong?"

The new farmer said, "Well, I’m not sure whether I’m planting them too deep or too close together."

[kahra01]

Originally Posted by StoneFace

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He bought a nice, used chicken farm and moved in. As it turned out, his next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn’t easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I’ll give you 100 chickens."

The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the neighbor dropped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too well. All 100 chickens died." The neighbor said, "Oh, I can’t believe that. I’ve never had any trouble with my chickens. I’ll give you 100 more." Another two weeks went by and the neighbor stopped by again. The new farmer said, "You’re not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too." Astounded, the neighbor asked, "What went wrong?"

The new farmer said, "Well, I’m not sure whether I’m planting them too deep or too close together."

LMAO!

[kazzaqld]

Hover, hover.....

[StoneFace]

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "But I don't think Pa would like me to."

"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.

"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "But Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."

[StoneFace]

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

[melizabeth5]

Originally Posted by kahra01

Whilst we anxiously await Raul to bestow us with his ingenious updates, thought this might be amusing lol


A dying granny was talking to her granddaughter. "I may die any minute so I want you to inherit my farm including the villa, tractor, the farmhouse and all the livestock and $622,389,630.00 cash".
"WoW!!" said the granddaughter 'Thanks granny, I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it??" Granny says with her last dying breath....."It's on my Facebook." LOL

Was just getting ready to post this one...it is my favorite.

[holla]

anyone know what the actual HARVEST Storage capacity is??