New Release -- July 28th, 2011

[levarti2]

Originally Posted by StoneFace

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?”

“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless woman replied.

“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” the woman asked.

“No, I don’t waste time shopping,” the homeless woman said. “I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”

“Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” the woman asked.

“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!”

“Well,” said the woman, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.”

The homeless woman was astounded. “Won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”

The woman replied, “That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine.”

I wondered where that was going ... that's precious, thanks for sharing. Where do you get all this humor?

[Morningstarz]

Where oh where can farm 11 be
Oh where oh where can it be
I've waited so long for it to come
Oh where oh where can it be.

(to the tune of oh where has my little dog gone.

[StoneFace]

Originally Posted by levarti2

I wondered where that was going ... that's precious, thanks for sharing. Where do you get all this humor?

1] as a senior citizen, I have heard most all in many versions
2] sometimes a joke develops just from what another says
3] I actually have many stored just to save time (cut and paste)
4] With a little diligence, the internet is a pretty fair source (gotta be careful to stay away from the junk)

..

oh yeah, after decades of marriage, my bride and my kids recognize me as King of Wit... half the time.

[Sandie Angel]

I'm waiting very patiently for the next upgrade. When it is going to be?? We're already at almost the end of August, but still no upgrades in sight. I'm resorting to playing other games in facebook now just to kill the boredom.

I'm still waiting very patiently....

Sandie Angel

[ghostkitten]

Ok..Just had my Nana nap for 2 hrs , so I can be up all night playing on my farm 11...Just sayin....

[levarti2]

Originally Posted by StoneFace

1] as a senior citizen, I have heard most all in many versions
2] sometimes a joke develops just from what another says
3] I actually have many stored just to save time (cut and paste)
4] With a little diligence, the internet is a pretty fair source (gotta be careful to stay away from the junk)

..

oh yeah, after decades of marriage, my bride and my kids recognize me as King of Wit... half the time.

seniors rule!!! especially when it comes to FT, because we don't have to go to work just after finding out the new update was just released. hahahaha

the jokes are great and keep us (some of us) occupied while waiting our latest. I'm planning a major revamp with this update and am sitting with barren fields, hope they release it soon.

[HelenJS22]

Originally Posted by Sandie Angel

I'm waiting very patiently for the next upgrade. When it is going to be?? We're already at almost the end of August, but still no upgrades in sight. I'm resorting to playing other games in facebook now just to kill the boredom.

I'm still waiting very patiently....

Sandie Angel

LOL - Suuuuuure you're waiting patiently Sandie - whilst tapping feet anxiously and drumming fingers on the table - Grrrrrrrrrrr.

[HelenJS22]

Chuckle, I wonder if Raul sees that there are 29 people hanging out on the 'News and Announcements' page of the Forum

[pythonis]

I think he probably sees that 4.5 billion people arent

[driverdave]

Originally Posted by pythonis

I think he probably sees that 4.5 billion people arent

the strange thing here is the 29 are some of the people that pay f/c for things and thus pay his salary whereas the 4.5 billion or whatever probably dont