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Originally Posted by HelenJS22
LOL - "Tody" can't control the upgrade .... but he's doing his best to control us  Sowwy 'Tony' |
Do female toads croak?
Sure, if you hold their heads under water long enough.
Why are toads so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
What kind of shoes do toads wear?
Open toad!
What happened to the toad's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
What does a bankrupt toad say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."
A man walks in to a doctors office with a toad on his head. The doctor leaps up and says: "Good grief, how on earth did you get that great ugly thing!"
The toad looks down and replies: "I dun no Doc, it started out as a little wart on my bottom!"
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