Ladies & gents; bow-legged weevils and cross-eyed gnats; I come before you to stand behind you to tell you of something I know nothing about. It was a bright day in the middle of the night! Two dead boys got up to fight--Back to back they faced each other-- pulled out their knives and shot each other--A deaf policeman heard the noise--came and killed the two dead boys!!! If you don't believe my story is right===Ask the blind man across the street___ he saw the sight.
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