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Old Aug 20 2011, 11:21 AM
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Oldie but goodie:

An elderly grandma was on her death bed, with her granddaughter by her side holding her hand. The grandma could barely speak, and motioned for the girl to lean close. The grandma whispered, "I want you to have my whole estate, the mansion, the farm, the livestock, the equipment, everything."

The girl replies, "Wow Grandma! I didn't know you had all that! Where is it?"

Grandma replied,

"Its on my facebook."
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