[Mrs Mags]

Originally Posted by Toranut97

Ask the Moderator: The Story Continues

Poster 1: I love the new upgrades, and I am happily working on Farm 7. You mods rock!!!

Mod: Thank you.

Poster 2: I don't like that people can use the 4x4 plower and stuff in neighbors' fields. Unfair. I protest.

Mod: Your point has been noted.

Poster 3: Hey, why not add more fun stuff -- like a Farmtown Zoo? Or we could have a Farmtown Cafe that serves all the different foods we make at one. It could be like Cafe World!

Mod: Please post suggestions in the Suggestions area.

poster 4: I don't like the 4x4 tools. In Japan the number 4 is considered most unlucky. Get rid of these items or our farms will be cursed!!!!

Mod: We recommend Zoloft.

Poster 5 (aka Chainsaw Guy): The Mayor is crying for help at the bottom of the pit mine. He would like some cheeseburgers from the burger restaurant. I will not feed him or rescue him unless you make 4x4 implements available for coins!!!

Mod: We know where you live. Free the Mayor now.

Poster 1: Gee, people, lighten up. Can't we all just be thankful for the nice improvements to this free game?

Poster 6: Giving thanks is an exercise of godless religiosity. Keep your religion to yourself. I want justice in this game.

Poster 7: I really think it would be fun to make costumes for our avatars. How about it?

Mod: See Suggestion Forum, please.

Poster 8: I have researched the trees in Farmtown, and not only are they not realistic, they couldn't possibly all grow in the same climate! What are you going to do to correct this????

Mod: We will be glad to help you, poster 8. Just link your farm, please. (Instructions below.) We will then adjust your farm to the correct growing zome. You will lose all the crops and trees that cannot grow where you live.

Poster 8: UNFAIR!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHH!

Brilliant!!...so funny.