[krbrown2000]

Makes you wonder...just what does Frequent Poster want with that chainsaw? Hmmm....? Just saying...

Oh, and did you know "Oats" was misspelled as "Oast?"

The forum is just about as addictive as the game itself!

Originally Posted by Toranut97

Oh, I love reading these threads! Allow me to encapsulate the experience:

Farmer 1:
Thanks for the new updates!
Frequent poster:
I want a chain saw.
Farmer 2:
Thanks for the new updates! When do we get Farm #6?
Farmer 3:
You know it is Oats, not Oast.
Moderator 1:
There is such a thing as an Oast house. Google it. Broaden your horizons.
Frequent poster:
I demand a chainsaw.
Farmer 4:
Where do I get Tuna?
Farmer 5:
You know, you misspelled Oats. I only care about myself so I have no time to read previous posts, but I wanted to point this out to you all.
Frequent poster:
Gimme a chainsaw, blast it all!!!! I demand it!
Mod:
Thank you. We know, and there is a thing called Oast house.
Farmer 6:
When do we get new levels? I need Farm Cash.
Mod 2:
No one knows
Farmer 7:
You know, it is Oats, not Oast.
Mod 3:
We don't know when new levels are coming out. There is an Oast house, Wiki it.
Frequent poster:
CHAINSAW!!!! CHAINSAW!! D----it!!! Wahhhhhhh!!!!
Farmer 8:
Where do you get the tuna?
Mod:
Seacoast, costs Farm cash.
Farmer 9:
I am poor and cannot afford farm cash. I have no time to complete the daily offers. I demand new levels. This is an injustice, and I am contacting the United Nations to complain!!!!
Farmer 10:
You tell 'em, Farmer 9. I am going straight to the Hague! Oh, and did the devs notice it is Oats and not Oast????
Frequent poster:
Where is the chainsaw!!!????
Mod:
Tuna is in the Sea coast, There is such a thing as an Oast house. Google it.
Farmer 11:
Thanks for the great update. Where are the new levels?
Mod:
We don't know when new levels are coming.
Farmer 12:
Where do we get tuna? Did you not know it is Oats and not Oast?
Mod:
(ever patient) You must buy the sea coast with Farm cash. Oast is a word, in English. look it up. Trust me.
Frequent poster:
CHAINSAW!!!!!

For the record: This summary is provided for those who choose not to review any or all of the existing thread before adding their questions. Maybe I can save you some time.

I may work this into a theatrical presentation. You know, a Greek chorus enters the stage at regular intervals demanding a chainsaw, etc., etc....I think it could work!! ;-)