Oh, I love reading these threads! Allow me to encapsulate the experience:
Farmer 1:
Thanks for the new updates!
Frequent poster:
I want a chain saw.
Farmer 2:
Thanks for the new updates! When do we get Farm #6?
Farmer 3:
You know it is Oats, not Oast.
Moderator 1:
There is such a thing as an Oast house. Google it. Broaden your horizons.
Frequent poster:
I demand a chainsaw.
Farmer 4:
Where do I get Tuna?
Farmer 5:
You know, you misspelled Oats. I only care about myself so I have no time to read previous posts, but I wanted to point this out to you all.
Frequent poster:
Gimme a chainsaw, blast it all!!!! I demand it!
Mod:
Thank you. We know, and there is a thing called Oast house.
Farmer 6:
When do we get new levels? I need Farm Cash.
Mod 2:
No one knows
Farmer 7:
You know, it is Oats, not Oast.
Mod 3:
We don't know when new levels are coming out. There is an Oast house, Wiki it.
Frequent poster:
CHAINSAW!!!! CHAINSAW!! D----it!!! Wahhhhhhh!!!!
Farmer 8:
Where do you get the tuna?
Mod:
Seacoast, costs Farm cash.
Farmer 9:
I am poor and cannot afford farm cash. I have no time to complete the daily offers. I demand new levels. This is an injustice, and I am contacting the United Nations to complain!!!!
Farmer 10:
You tell 'em, Farmer 9. I am going straight to the Hague! Oh, and did the devs notice it is Oats and not Oast????
Frequent poster:
Where is the chainsaw!!!????
Mod:
Tuna is in the Sea coast, There is such a thing as an Oast house. Google it.
Farmer 11:
Thanks for the great update. Where are the new levels?
Mod:
We don't know when new levels are coming.
Farmer 12:
Where do we get tuna? Did you not know it is Oats and not Oast?
Mod:
(ever patient) You must buy the sea coast with Farm cash. Oast is a word, in English. look it up. Trust me.
Frequent poster:
CHAINSAW!!!!!
For the record: This summary is provided for those who choose not to review any or all of the existing thread before adding their questions. Maybe I can save you some time.
I may work this into a theatrical presentation. You know, a Greek chorus enters the stage at regular intervals demanding a chainsaw, etc., etc....I think it could work!! ;-)
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